Subject: Let's Have Some Action
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jan 09 2003 - 06:03:33 EST
"Let's Have Some Action"
A bunch of guys were sitting around a bar talking
about things they bet on. A woman down at the
end of the bar says, "Hey guys, I want some of
that action!"
The bartender says; "Oh Yeah! What do you
wanna bet on?"
Woman: "Most anything."
Bartender: "Like what for instance?"
Woman: "See that wall over their? I bet I can
pee higher on that wall than you can!"
Bartender: (Thinks about this for a minute) "I'll
take that bet! How much do you want to wager?"
Woman: "You name your poison."
Bartender: "I'll bet you a hundred dollars."
Woman: "Ok!"
Bartender: "Ladies first."
The woman pulls up her dress, pulls down her
panties, leans back and pees.
"Your turn," she replies.
The bartender can hardly hold back his laughter
as he looks at the mark on the wall just inches
above the floor. He unzips his pants gets his
sure-fire $100 tool out and gets ready to pee.
The woman takes a look at him and shouts,
"Hey... NO HANDS!"
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