Subject: Uneducated Robber
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jan 09 2003 - 23:00:45 EST
"Uneducated Robber"
Once some robbers broke out in the bank, one
of them pointing the gun to the cashier said,
"Give me all your money, or you'll be GEOGRAPHY!"
The cashier laughed and said, "You mean to
say 'HISTORY.'"
The robber answered, "Don't change the
subject."
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"The Book"
As chaplain in a university residence hall, I am
supposed to uphold all of the school rules,
which include a ban on pets. That changed
when a kitten adopted me. The freshmen in
my dorm kept my secret. They covered for
me by calling my kitten "the Book," since I had
so many in my room.
One morning I was leaving the dorm with the
kitten in a carrier.
A student stopped me and asked, "Where are
you taking the Book?"
I explained that I was taking the kitten to the vet.
"She's getting neutered today," I told him.
"Hmmm," the student responded, "no sequels."
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