Subject: A Two Car Garage
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jan 06 2003 - 02:31:09 EST
"A Two Car Garage"
Max came rushing into his house looking for
his wife. "Listen, darling, guess what happened.
Smith is having a big sale today and I found
a pair of men's trousers, 100% wool, with a 14
inch zipper and for only $14.95!"
His wife did not say anything or look up from the
paper she was reading. Max went over, pulled
the paper away from her and said, "Will you listen
to me? I got such a big bargain today. I bought
a pair of 100% wool trousers for $14.95 and -
they have a 14 inch zipper!"
She shrugged her shoulders and said, "Hummm,
Sam next door has a two door garage. What's
coming out - a motorscooter!
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