Subject: Working Girl
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jan 07 2003 - 14:25:19 EST
"Working Girl"
A guy is sitting in a bar, absolutely drooling
at a pretty young thing in her short, pink
mini-dress. Using the time honored ice
breaker, he sends her a drink.
"How lucky am I," he thinks, as she gets up
to come sit next to him. They strike up a
wonderful conversation.
Finally the girl turns to him and says, "Look,
you seem like a really nice guy, so I have to
tell you that I'm a working girl. I get two
hundred dollars for what you think you'll
ply out of me with liquor."
He replies, "I have no problem with the money
but, since you were so straight forward I must
tell you that when I come, I go nuts. I bite,
scratch, kick, punch, pull hair, break furniture,
and just plain destroy the place."
"Oh my goodness! How long does that last?"
she asked.
"Oh, not long. Just until I get my two hundred
bucks back," he replied.
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