Subject: His & Hers New Year's Resolutions & Goals
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jan 02 2003 - 06:20:11 EST
"His & Hers New Year's Resolutions & Goals"
The Basic Difference: His (Y) / Hers (X)
X: Lose weight / Go on a diet / Drink more water
Y: One case beer per weekend
(unless having guys over or Superbowl weekend)
X: ONLY one chocolate bar per week
Y: ONLY three nights at topless bar per week
X: Workout - Jog/Step Bench 5 times week
Y: Move furniture to find lost little black book and
bedroom TV remote
X: Subscribe to Shape/Fitness Magazine
Y: Call 1-800 number to get on Victoria's Secret
catalog mailing list
X: Go on romantic second date with Bob/Accounting
Y: Score on second date with Suzy/Marketing
X: Get organized/clean house
Y: Give old Penthouse mags to Goodwill (or younger
brother)
X: Buy new Daily Planner
Y: Buy new little Black Book if no luck under furniture
X: Find out name of tall good-looking guy in Finance
Y: Score with tall, long-legged Blond in Finance
X: Read More / Less TV
Y: Buy Dish - More sports channels!!
X: Watch quality TV with positive messages
Y: When surfing DO NOT stop on "Allie McBeal" -EVER
X: Plan budget / Save more money
Y: Only three nights at topless bar per week
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