Subject: An Urgent Doctor's Visit
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jan 02 2003 - 06:21:10 EST
"An Urgent Doctor's Visit"
A Doctor recently had a patient "drop" in on
him for an unscheduled appointment. "What
can I do for you today?" the Doctor asked.
The aged Gentleman replied: "Doctor, you must
help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my
eyes get all bleary, my legs go weak, I can hardly
catch my breath.... Doctor, I'm scarred!!!"
The Doctor, looking at his 86 year old patient,
said: "Mr. ----, these sensations tend to happen
over time, especially to a man of your advanced
years, but tell me, when did you first notice these
symptoms?"
The old gent's response was:
"Well... three times last night, and twice again
this morning!"
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