Subject: In Praise Of Older Women 9-12
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Feb 26 2003 - 05:52:34 EST
"In Praise Of Older Women"
9. Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger
women can't help you when your teeth get knocked
out playing hockey.
10. An older woman will never accuse you of "using her."
She's using you.
11. Older women take charge of the situation. An older
woman will call you up and ask you for a date. A
younger woman will wait forever, by the phone,
for you to call...
12. Older women know how to cook. Young women
know how to dial Pizza Hut take out.
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