Subject: Emergency Repair Kit
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Feb 26 2003 - 05:51:23 EST
"New Blonde Secretary"
A buxom, blonde, young advertising secretary
wore tight knit dresses that showed off her
figure, especially when she walked. Her young,
aggressive boss motioned her into his office
one afternoon and closed the door. Pointing
to her tightly covered derriere, he asked, "Is
that for sale?"
"Of course not!" the blonde snapped angrily,
blushing furiously.
Unchanged, he replied quietly, "Then, I suggest
you quit advertising it."
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"Emergency Repair Kit"
Josh was helping Bambi, the young and very
buxom blonde, clean out the trunk of her
car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled
"Emergency Repair Kit." Looking at it a
little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite
inside. Thinking that was a bit strange,
he asked Bambi what it was for.
Bambi said, "It's part of my emergency repair
kit."
Confused. Josh asked, "I can see that, but
why?"
Bambi answered, "In case I have a flat and
need to blow up one of my tires."
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