Subject: In Praise Of Older Women 5-8
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 25 2003 - 09:04:56 EST
5. An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during
the day without looking like she just had an adventure
inside a jam jar. This is not true of younger women or
drag queens.
6. An older woman is into free sex! An older woman is
almost always already attached to someone, so there's
no need to develop a phobia about committing to her.
The last thing she needs in her life is another clingy,
whiny, dependent lover!
7. Older women are more honest. An older woman will
tell you that you are an butthole if you're acting like one.
A young woman will say nothing, just in case it means
you might break up with her.
8. An older woman will never get pregnant and then
suddenly demand that the two of you get married.
In fact, if you impregnate an older woman, you will
probably be the last to know...
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