Subject: In Praise Of Older Women
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 24 2003 - 06:04:01 EST
"In Praise Of Older Women"
1. An older woman will never wake you up in the middle
of the night & ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older
woman doesn't care what you think.
2. An older woman always carries a condom in her purse.
A younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one
on him.
3. An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman
will cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep
with you after a cup of a herbal tea.
4. The older a woman gets, the stronger her libido gets
and the older a man gets, the weaker his libido gets
... which is why nature intended young guys to go out
with older women and young women to go out with
older men.
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