Subject: Eleven Reasons E-mail Is Like A Male Reproductive Organ
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 24 2003 - 06:00:34 EST
"Eleven Reasons E-mail Is Like
A Male Reproductive Organ"
11. Those who have it would be devastated
if it was ever cut off.
10. Those who have it think that those who
don't are somehow inferior.
9. Those who don't have it may agree that it's
neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that
those who have it make about it.
8. Many of those who don't have it would like to
try it, a phenomenon psychologists call E-Mail
Envy.
7. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it
hard to get any real work done.
6. In the distant past, its only purpose was to
transmit information vital to the survival of the
species. Some people still think that's the only
thing it should be used for, but most folks
today use it mostly for fun.
5. If you don't take proper precautions, it can
spread viruses.
4. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes
more and more difficult to think coherently.
3. We attach an importance to it that is far
greater than its actual size and influence
warrant.
2. If you're not careful what you do with it, it
can get you into a lot of trouble.
And the number one reason Why E-Mail is
Like a Male Reproductive Organ:.....
1. If you play with it too much, you go blind....
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