Dating vs Marriage

"Dating vs Marriage"

When you are dating ... Passing gas is never an issue.
When you are married ... You make sure there's
nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When you are dating ... He holds your hand in public.
When you are married ... He flicks your ear in public.

When you are dating ... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT
bad.
When you are married ... A King size bed feels like
an army cot.

When you are dating ... You are turned on at the sight
of him naked.
When you are married ... You think to yourself "Was
he ALWAYS this hairy??"

When you are dating ... He hugs you, when he walks
by you for no reason.
When you are married ... He grabs your boob any
chance he gets.

When you are dating ... You picture the two of you
together, growing old together.
When you are married ... You wonder who will die first.

When you are dating ... Just looking at him makes you
feel all "mushy."
When you are married ... When you look at him, you
want to claw his eyes out.

When you are dating ... He knows what the "hamper" is.
When you are married ... The floor will suffice as a dirty
clothes storage area.

When you are dating ... He understands if you "aren't in
the mood."
When you are married ... He says, "It's your job."

When you are dating ... He understands that you have
"male" friends.
When you are married ... He thinks they are all out to
steal you away.

When you are dating ... He likes to "discuss" things.
When you are married ... He develops a "blank" stare.

When you are dating ... He calls you by name.
When you are married ... He calls you "Hey" and refers
to you when speaking to others as "She."
Received on Sat Dec 20 22:22:28 2003