What's for Dinner

"What's for Dinner"

There were these two friends who just happened
to be cannibals, Horace and Morris. One evening
the two buddies were hanging out, Morris to Horace:
"Man, am I hungry."
Horace to Morris: "Me too. my stomach's been
grumbling all day."

So the two 'gentlemen' agreed to go out and catch
themselves dinner.

Sure enough, Horace and Morris found themselves
a hearty-sized man for their hearty-sized appetites.

Horace to Morris: "Hey buddy, I have an idea. Looks
like this big fellow is more than enough to satisfy the
both of us. Why don't we split the body in half. I can
take the top half and you can have the bottom half."

Morris liked the sound of that. So each man started
dining at his designated hemisphere.

About half-an-hour into the meal,

Morris to Horace: "Hey, how are you doing up there?"

Horace to Morris: "Just great! And you?"

Morris: "Oh man, I'm having a ball."

Horace: "Hey, slow down buddy. You're eating way too fast."
Received on Sat Dec 20 22:25:07 2003