Cowboy Boots

"Cowboy Boots"

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a
cowboy with his feet propped upon a table.
He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true
what they say about men with big feet.

The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is,
little lady! Why don't you come on out to the
bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself,
so she spent the night with him.

The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am.
Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me
fer mah services before,"

The woman replied, "Don't be flattered... take
the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
Received on Sat Dec 20 22:21:10 2003