Two Men And One Woman....

"Two Men And One Woman...."

On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle
of nowhere, the following people are stranded:

- Two Italian Men and one Italian woman
- Two French men and one French woman
- Two German men and one German woman
- Two Greek men and one Greek woman
- Two English men and one English woman
- Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
- Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
- Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
- Two Irish men and one Irish woman
- Two American men and one American woman

One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted
islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things
have occurred:

- One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the
Italian woman.

- The two French men and the French woman are
living happily together in a menage a trois.

- The two German men have a strict weekly schedule
of alternating visits with the German woman.

- The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and
the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

- The two English men are waiting for someone to
introduce them to the English woman.

- The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian
woman and started swimming to another island.

- The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
instructions.

- The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/store/
restaurant/laundry, and have got the woman pregnant
in order to supply employees and customers for their store.

- The two Irish men divided the island into North and
South and set up a distillery. They do not remember
if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy
after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're
satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.

- The two American men are contemplating suicide,
because the American woman will not shut up and
complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature
of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she
can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment,
the equal division of household chores, how sand and
palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend
respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they
do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root
cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a
darn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all
rescued off this heaven-forsaken deserted island in the
middle of nowhere so she can get her nails done and
go shopping.
Received on Sat Dec 20 22:18:19 2003