Subject: Sneezing
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Aug 14 2003 - 10:14:14 EDT
"Sneezing"
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other
in the first class section of the plane. The woman
sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose
and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man isn't sure why she is shuddering and goes
back to reading. A few minutes pass. The woman
sneezes again, takes a tissue, gently wipes her
nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man is becoming more and more curious about
the shuddering. A few more minutes pass. The
woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue,
gently wipes her nose and shudders again violently.
The man's curiosity finally got the better of him and
he turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've
sneezed, taken a tissue and wiped your nose then
shuddered violently! Are you sending me signals or
are you going crazy?"
The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I
have a rare condition and when I sneeze, it causes
me to have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even
more curious says, "I've never heard of that before.
What are you taking for it?"
The woman smiles at him innocently and says,
"Black Pepper."
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