Subject: The Sun Bather
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Aug 14 2003 - 10:09:56 EDT
"Down in Florida Waters..."
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist
capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of
alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore,
the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around
here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been
around for years!"
Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely
toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy,
"How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin,'" the beachcomber said.
"Wow," said the breathless still-swimming tourist
and slowed down.
The beachcomber then added, "The sharks got 'em."
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"The Sun Bather"
Pam, who was rather well-proportioned, spent
almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof
of her hotel.
She wore a bathing suit the first few days, but
then, she decided that no one could see her way
up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan.
She'd hardly begun when she heard someone
running up the stairs. She was lying on her
stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.
"Excuse me, ma'am," said the flustered assistant
manager of the hotel, out of breath from running
up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind your
sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much
appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you
have done previously."
"What difference does it make?" Pam asked
rather calmly. "No one can see me up here,
and besides, I'm covered with a towel."
"Not exactly," smiled the man.. "You've been
lying on the dining room skylight."
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