Subject: Phases of Manhood
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Aug 12 2003 - 07:34:00 EDT
"Phases of Manhood"
A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many
kind of penises are there?
"The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter,
man goes through three phases.
In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak,
mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is
like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his sixties,
it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dried up, and the balls are there for decoration
only."
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