Subject: Lord's Visit to Earth
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Aug 12 2003 - 07:32:36 EDT
"Lord's Visit to Earth"
With so much turmoil in the world, G~d decided
to pay a visit to earth to check things out. He
strolled into a bar and approached the first man
he saw.
"If you believe in me enough to give me $50,"
he said, "I will grant you eternal life."
"Sorry, I'm an atheist," the fellow replied, "and
have never believed in G~d."
G~dwalked up to another man and made the
same offer. "Well, I'm an agnostic and not
really sure if I believe in you or not," the guy said,
"but here's 50 bucks, just in case."
As the Lord turned away, a third man ran up to him.
"I'm Pat Robertson and don't really care if you're
G~dor not," he said excitedly. "But teach me the
trick you did with the agnostic and I'll give you $100."
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"Singing Telegram"
It was Aman Preet's birthday, and that morning
there was a knock on the door. "Telegram!"
He opened the door excitedly, "Is it a singing
telegram?" the man asked the messenger boy.
"No Sir. We don't do singing telegrams anymore."
"I've always wanted a singing telegram. Can't you
bend the rules and make an old man happy?"
"Sorry."
"Please," begged Preet. "Today's my birthday."
"Oh, all right," said the boy, "Dah-dah dah...
dah-dah-dah, your sister Rose is dead!"
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