Subject: I No Be Crazy Any More
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Apr 23 2003 - 08:55:09 EDT
"I No Be Crazy Any More"
A patient in a mental hospital was being reviewed
for possible release. When asked what he would
do if released, he replied, "I am going to make a
slingshot and come back here and break every
damn window in this place." Obviously, his
release was denied.
Six months later, the board was again considering
his release and again asked him the same question.
His reply was the same. "I am going to make a
slingshot and come back here and break every
damn window in this place" Again, he was turned
down.
Several months later he was complaining to a fellow
patient that he could never seem to get released. The
patient asked him what he said when they interviewed
him, and he told him. The patient said, "You will never
get released with answers like that. You have to tell
them what they want to hear. Let me give you some
advice on how to answer them when they ask you
questions."
So, after considerable coaching, the man felt that he
was ready. So when the board met again, they again
asked him what he would do if they let him out. But
this time he was ready. He said, "I am going to get a
job, find an apartment and settle down."
"Good," they said, and then what?"
He said, "I want to meet a nice girl and start dating."
They agreed he was making real progress and asked,
"And then what"?
"One night when we are alone in my apartment, I am
going to make passionate love to my girlfriend. I am
going to take her dress off, and then take her bra off
and lie her down on the bed."
"Yes?" the board said excitedly.
"Then I am going to gently remove her panties,"
he continued.
The board members were really getting excited now
and asked, "Then what are you going to do?"
He said, "I am going to take the elastic out of those
panties, make myself a slingshot, come back here
and break every damn window in this place!!!"
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