Subject: If I Die First
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Apr 23 2003 - 08:56:38 EDT
"Married Life"
A guy walks into a bar and orders a double
shot of bourbon. He downs it then reaches
into his pocket and pulls out a picture. He
stares at the picture for a moment then puts
it away and orders another double. After
downing that drink, he proceeds to pull out
the picture and examine it before putting it
away and ordering another double.
This goes on for about four rounds of drinks
before the bartender asks him what's going
on. "Well," the guy says, "this is a picture of
my wife. When she starts to look good, I'm
going home."
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"If I Die First"
Now that they are retired, my mother and
father are discussing all aspects of their
future. "What will you do if I die before you
do?" Dad asked Mom.
After some thought, she said that she'd
probably look for a house-sharing situation
with three other single or widowed women
who might be a little younger than herself,
since she is so active for her age.
Then Mom asked Dad, "What will you do if
I die first?"
He replied, "Probably the same thing."
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