Subject: What's This?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Apr 14 2003 - 02:32:54 EDT
"What's This?"
One day the teacher held up a picture and
asked, "What's this?"
"A horsy." one child answered.
"And this?" the teacher asks.
"A piggy. replied another youngster.
"And now this one?" asked the teacher, holding up
a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack.
There is no answer, only total silence.
"Come now children." she coaxed. "I'll give you a
little hint. What does your mommy call your daddy
when he kisses her?"
"I know, I know!" said one little girl. "It's a horny bastard."
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