Subject: You Know You're In Trouble When... Part II
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Apr 16 2003 - 18:45:36 EDT
"You Know You're In Trouble When..."
A copy of your birth certificate comes in the
mail marked null and void.
The department of biological warfare ask for
your stew recipe.
Your chauffeur is on parole for car theft.
You have to borrow the down payment.
You get a ticket for littering every time you park
your car.
You can't afford to drive your new car.
It takes you three hours to make minute rice.
You're so bored you play hide & seek alone.
The fortune teller charges you half price.
People give you the senior citizen discount and
you're only 37.
The 30 % chance of rain is already up to your
knees.
You talk to your plant and it answers.
The principal of your school calls and asks to
speak with your father.
Your wife's dog is allergic to you.
Your wife takes the dog on vacation and leaves
you at the kennels.
You find a note on the table instead of supper.
Your wife tapes your picture to the dart board.
The bribes family throws rocks instead of rice.
Your new bride fixes you a peanut butter & jelly
sandwich for breakfast.
Sunday dinner is a peanut butter & jelly sandwich
and you have leftovers all week.
Your wife is sitting on the stove holding a picket sign.
Your wife wraps your lunch in a road map.
Your plants do better when you don't talk to them.
All your modeling jobs are for cartoonist.
Your engagement ring is, upon closer inspection,
plastic.
The house is messy again before you can finish
cleaning.
Your fiance thinks formal attire means tucking his
shirt tail in.
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