Subject: Hot Dog!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Oct 31 2002 - 14:40:20 EST
"Hot Dog!"
A man went to a plastic surgeon to get work done
on his johnson. The doctor, curious, asked what
had happened to it.
"Well," the patient said, "I live in a trailer court. A
gorgeous buxom creature lives in the trailer next
to mine. I used to peek into her trailer and I saw that
she had a habit. Each afternoon she'd take a frankfurter
from her refrigerator and put it in a hole on her trailer
floor. Then she'd sit on it and have a ball. She nearly
drove me crazy. So I got a bright idea. One day I got
under her trailer and when she slid the frankfurter into
the hole, I slid it out and slipped my johnson up through
the hole. She sat down on it and everything was great
until there was a knock at the door."
"And then?" asked the doctor.
"Aw hell," the patient explained. "That's when she tried
to kick it under the stove."
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