Subject: For the First Day of Your Boss's Vacation
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Oct 31 2002 - 14:42:15 EST
"For the First Day of Your Boss's Vacation"
12. Best imitation of the boss wins everything in the
supply room contest.
11. Lock-jimmying contest, immediately followed by
a charity raffle of executive office furniture.
10 The battle begins for the coveted "Solitaire,
Minesweeper, Tetris" Triple Crown.
9. Use boss' computer to send suggestive emails
to the local chapter of NOW.
8. Visit local nude beach for daily *staff* meeting.
7. A rousing game of "Pin the Secretary's Tail on the
Boss' Desk
6. Staple that dweeb from accounting to the wall.
5. Take pictures of his favorite coffee cup in the toilet.
Save for resignation day.
4. Purchasing vs. Receiving: Let's Get Ready to
Rummmmbllllle!
3. Wagering on intern lip lock endurance matches in
the file room.
2. "Performance reviews" given by a whimsical painted
face on the shipping clerk's bare butt.
1. Convincing the boss's daughter be your intern.
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