Subject: Red Banana
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Oct 30 2002 - 07:48:46 EST
"Red Banana"
A superintendent of a large, snooty apartment
building got the ultimate revenge when he was
called for the umpteenth time to fix a tenant's
clogged toilet.
Going to her apartment, where the female tenant
happened to be giving a fancy dinner party for other
tenants in the building, the super had to endure her
telling all the assembled guests that he was a
complete incompetent idiot.
Furthermore, she got them all to go to the bathroom
door to watch his clumsiness. He didn't say anything,
but merely concentrated on fixing the toilet, while she
kept on complaining about the bad service. So busy
was she complaining, that no one noticed when the
super reached quietly into his tool bag.
A minute later, he held something up triumphantly and
told her and the assembled guests, "I've found what
was clogging your toilet!"
All the guests broke into shocked laughter, and the
woman turned a bright beet red.
The super was holding up a large yellow banana with
a red condom wrapped around it.
The woman never complained again.
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