Subject: Noodle Soup
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Oct 28 2002 - 20:54:39 EST
"Noodle Soup"
A guy in a restaurant orders chicken noodle
soup. He starts to eat the soup and chokes on
a hair in the soup. After gagging for a minute,
he calls the waitress. "I'm not paying for this
soup. There was a hair in it."
The waitress and customer get into a bit of an
argument over the problem. The guy ends up
storming out of the restaurant without paying.
The waitress sees the guy go across the street
to whorehouse. The waitress's shift is over in
about 15 minutes. She hurries over to the
whorehouse and finds out where the guy is.
The waitress crashes into the room where the
guy and lady of the evening are engaging. As
she walks in, the waitress sees the guy with his
face in the hooker's business area. The waitress,
seeing this says, "You wouldn't pay for the chicken
noodle soup because you found hair in it. Now
look where your face is."
The guy, without pulling his face out of the muff,
says to the waitress, "And if I find a darn noodle
in there, I'm not paying for that either!!!"
This archive was generated by hypermail 2b28 : Fri Nov 01 2002 - 00:00:02 EST