Subject: You Are Under Arrest And....
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Oct 28 2002 - 20:53:31 EST
"Candy Bars"
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench
munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across
from him said, "Son, you know eating all that
candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne,
rot your teeth, make you fat."
Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to
be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6
candy bars at a time?"
Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his
own bloody business!"
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"You Are Under Arrest And...."
1. No, I DON'T KNOW who you are.
2. No, I don't CARE who you know.
3. Yes, you DO pay my salary.
4. Yes, you CAN have my job.
5. NO, I don't have anything better to do.
6. Yes, I do arrest REAL CRIMINALS sometimes.
7. No, I am not picking on you because you are
(fill in ethnic group/race.)
8. No, I CAN'T give you a break.
9. No, I DON'T KNOW your friend Officer
(fill in the name.)
10. YES, you will be allowed to make a phone call.
11. Yes, you probably will NEVER DO IT AGAIN.
12. No, WE CAN'T talk about it.
13. Yes, it does MAKE ME HAPPY.
14. Yes, you WILL SEE ME IN COURT.
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