Subject: The Amazing Surgeon
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Oct 27 2002 - 20:51:52 EST
"The Amazing Surgeon"
Sam and John were out cutting wood, when John accidentally
cut his arm off. Sam, who was trained in first aid, remained
calm and wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and then took it
and John to a surgeon.
The surgeon said, "You're in luck! I'm an expert at reattaching
limbs! Come back in four hours." So Sam came back in four
hours and the surgeon said, "I got done faster than I expected.
John is down at the local pub."
Sam went to the pub and was amazed to see John throwing
darts. "Wow" thought Sam, "that surgeon does excellent work."
A few weeks later, Sam and John were out again, and John
accidentally cut his leg off. Sam put the leg in a plastic bag
and took it, and John, back to the same surgeon. The
surgeon said, "Legs are a little tougher, but I'll see what I can
do come back in six hours."
Sam returned in six hours and the surgeon said, "I finished early
- John's down at the soccer field." Sam went to the soccer field
and there was John, kicking goals. "Wow!" thought Sam, "That
surgeon is amazing."
A few weeks later, John had a terrible accident and cut his
head off. Sam put the head in a plastic bag and took it and
the rest of John to the surgeon.
The surgeon said, "Gee, heads are really tough. Come back
in twelve hours." So Sam returned in twelve hours and the
surgeon said, "I'm sorry, John died." Sam said, "I understand
- I know you tried your best. You are a very skilled surgeon
but I'm sure heads are very tough."
The surgeon said, "Oh, no! It wasn't the difficulty of the surgery
that killed him. John suffocated in that plastic bag!"
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"On The Highway"
One of the old farmers who is accidently involved
in highway traffic on the back of his donkey toward
to wrong direction. Traffic police patrol has realized
that he is going wrong direction and decided to kidding
himself and stopped him.
Policeman asks him, "My dear old friend why not
wearing security belt when you are travelling on highway?"
Farmer, "Is it necessary wearing security belt for donkey?"
Policeman, "Yes, I'm going to write it down traffic penalty
now but, which one I'm going to write penalty to you or
donkey?"
Farmer, "Are you kidding me?"
Policeman, "If we write penalty to you, you'll pay $50, if
not, you'll pay $25 for donkey.OK?"
Farmer," Ok.Ok..I'm in a hurry. Write penalty to me, not to
donkey."
Policeman, "Why not for donkey?"
Farmer, "Because, my donkey will get an exam to be policeman
tomorrow. I thought that I ought to keep his judicial record clean!"
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