Subject: Pineapples
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Oct 27 2002 - 20:50:32 EST
"Pineapples"
A pineapple plantation owner in Hawaii was
having a problem with his trees. He called in
an agronomist to evaluate the situation.
"Your problem can easily be solved if you cover
the base of each tree with cat manure!" devised
the agronomist. With some difficulty and great
expense the owner was able to secure enough
manure for his trees. The trees produced a bumper
crop of pineapples, with just a minor problem, they
tasted a bit strange. With some concern, the
owner called his distributor on the mainland as
asked, "Harry, do you think you can sell pineapples
that taste a little like pussy?"
"I'm not sure, Harry answered, but, if you can figure
out a way to make pussy taste a little like pineapple,
we'll make a fortune!!!"
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