DUI

Subject: DUI
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Nov 23 2002 - 02:19:36 EST

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"DUI"

A female police officer pulled over a man
for DUI; and said, "You are under arrest.
Anything you say can and will be held
against you."

The drunk appeared to be thinking for
a moment. He then slowly announced,
"Tits."

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