Subject: How To Become A Detective
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 21 2002 - 08:39:18 EST
"Prison Escape"
Three women escape from prison....one is a
redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde.
They run for miles until they come upon an
old barn. They decide to hide in the hayloft
and rest. When they climb up, they find three
gunnysacks and decide to put them over their
heads for camouflage.
About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy
come into the barn. The sheriff tells his deputy
to go up and check out the hayloft. When he
got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw.
The deputy told him just three gunnysacks. The
sheriff told him to find out what was in them...so
the deputy kicked the first bag, which had the
redhead in it...and she went "Bow-wow" so the
deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in the first
one. Then he kicked the one with the brunette in
it and she went "Meow." The deputy told the sheriff
there was a cat in the second one. Then he kicked
the one with the blonde in it and there was no sound
at all, so he kicked it again and the blonde said,
"Potatoes."
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"How To Become A Detective"
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were
training to become detectives. To test their skills in
recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a
picture for 5 second and then hides it. "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answers,
"That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only
has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the
picture shows his profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes
the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks
her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha!
He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter
with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear
are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!!
Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture
to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks,
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
He quickly adds "...think hard before giving me a stupid
answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment
and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because
he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears
contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer...wait here for a few
minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on
that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the
suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a
beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does
in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you
able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular
glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
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