Subject: How to Frustrate A Woman
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 21 2002 - 08:38:36 EST
"How to Frustrate A Woman"
Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic things
you plan to do. Then go bowling.
Ask her how she prepared a meal. If she wants
to know why you want to know, say, "So I don't
make the same mistakes."
Tell her YOU have a headache, but you're willing
to suffer with it through sex just to please her.
Imitate her having an orgasm while dining out.
Fake your own orgasm while dining out.
Tell her you've applied for the position of blow
job inspector at the nearest whorehouse.
After sex tell her the doctor assured you it isn't
contagious. Then faint.
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