Subject: The Flying Blondes
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Nov 23 2002 - 02:20:21 EST
"The Canadian Blonde"
An elderly blonde lived on a small farm in Canada,
just yards away from the North Dakota border.
Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute
between the United States and Canada for years.
The now widowed blonde, lived on the farm with
her son and three grandchildren.
One day, her son came into her room holding a
letter. "I just got some news, Mom," he said. "The
government has come to an agreement with the
people in Washington. They've decided that our
land is really part of the United States. We have
the right to approve or disapprove of the agreement.
What do you think?"
"What do I think?" his blonde mother said. "Sign it!
Call them right now and tell them we accept!
I don't think I could stand another one of those
Canadian winters!"
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"The Flying Blondes"
There were two blondes going to California
for the summer, they are about two hours
into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom
and says. "We just lost an engine but it is all
right we have three more but it will take us an
hour longer.
A half hour later he gets on the intercom again
and says. "We just lost another engine but it's
all right. We have two more. It will take us another
half hour though."
One of the blondes says. "If we lose the two
last engines, we will be up here all day?"
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