Subject: A Man's Drink
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Nov 15 2002 - 06:36:22 EST
"A Man's Drink"
Cheap Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get
lucky.
Premium Local Beer: He likes good beer and wants
to get lucky.
Imported Beer: He likes expensive beer and wants
to get lucky
Wine: He is hoping that the wine thing will give him
a sophisticated image and help him get lucky.
Vodka: Extremely horny hound would shag a warm
scarf. Desperate to get lucky.
Whisky: He does not give two craps about anything
and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting
lucky.
Southern Comfort: Not as masculine as the whisky
drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting,
crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting lucky.
Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I am gonna go shag
something with a pulse.
Barcardi Breezer/Hooch/Malibu: He is gay.
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