Subject: Sound Like A Frog
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Nov 15 2002 - 06:35:50 EST
"Whisper"
A three year old boy was taught to say
'I have to whisper' when he had to go Pee.
During the Holidays his grand paw and
grandmaw were visiting. About 3am he
walked into there bedroom woke up his
Grandpa and said, "I have to whisper."
The old man checked to make sure his
wife was still asleep, then told his grand
son, "Go ahead and whisper in my ear."
With great surprise he said, "I am glad you
did not have to shout."
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"Sound Like A Frog"
A little girl says, "Granpa, can I sit on your lap?
"Why sure you can," her grandfather replied.
As she is sitting on grand dad's lap she says,
"Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?"
"A sound like a frog? Well, sure Grandpa can
make a sound like a frog."
The girl says, "Grandpa, will you please please
MAKE a sound like a frog?"
Perplexed, her grand dad says, "Sweet heart,
why do you want me to make a sound like a frog?"
And the little girl says, "'Cause Grandma said
that when you croak, we're going to Florida!"
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