Subject: Short Changed
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 14 2002 - 15:34:45 EST
"Short Changed"
A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've
got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first
you've got to promise not to laugh."
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm
a professional. In over twenty years I've never
laughed at a patient."
"OK then," the man said, and proceeded to drop
his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor
has ever seen. Unable to control himself, the doctor
fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was
able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over
me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I
promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to
be the problem?"
"It's swollen."
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