Subject: Which Type Of Woman Is Your Girlfriend?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 14 2002 - 15:34:13 EST
"Women and Chinese Food"
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study to
determine why married women love Chinese
food so much.
The study revealed that this is due to the fact
that Won Ton spelled backwards is: Not Now.
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"Which Type Of Woman Is Your Girlfriend?"
INTERNET woman:
Woman of difficult access.
SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.
WINDOWS woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right,
but no one can live without her.
EXCEL woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you
mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER woman:
She is not worth for anything, but at least she is fun!
RAM woman:
She forgets everything you say when you disconnect
her.
HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
MULTIMEDIA woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
USER woman:
She messes up everything she does and she
asks always more than she needs.
CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS woman:
Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting
her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your
resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose
something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will
lose everything.
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