Subject: Why Men Are Not Secretaries
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Nov 13 2002 - 07:44:21 EST
"Why Men Are Not Secretaries"
Husband's note on refrigerator to his wife:
"Someone from the Guyna Colleges called.
They said the Pabst beer is normal.
I didn't know you liked beer."
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"The School Answering Machine"
"Hello! You have reached the automated
answering service of your school. In order
to assist you in connecting the right staff
member, please listen to all your options
before making a selection:
To lie about why your child is absent
- Press 1
To make excuses for why your child did not
do his work
- Press 2
To complain about what we do
- Press 3
To swear at staff members
- Press 4
To ask why you didn't get information that was
already enclosed in your newsletter and several
flyers mailed to you
- Press 5
If you want us to raise your child
- Press 6
If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit
someone
- Press 7
To request another teacher for the third time
this year
- Press 8!
To complain about bus transportation
- Press 9
To complain about school lunches
- Press 0
If you realize this is the real world and your child
must be accountable/responsible for his/ her own
behavior, class work, homework, and that it's not
the teachers fault for your children's lack of effort,
hang up.
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