Subject: Seeing The Teacher's Butt
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Nov 06 2002 - 07:11:53 EST
"Seeing The Teacher's Butt"
It was little Johnny's first day in a new school,
so his father looked up the teacher. He told her
that little Johnny was a good kid but that he was
an avid gambler. He warned her that little Johnny
might win lunch money from the other kids if he
was not watched closely. The teacher did not
seem disturbed, assured the father that she had
handled many such problems and was very capable
of taking care of little Johnny's urge to gamble.
Shortly after lunch, the father called the teacher and
asked her how things were going. "Oh, everything is
going very well." She said. "I think I may have cured
little Johnny of his gambling habit." The father asked her
what had happened.
"The little tyke absolutely insisted on betting me ten
dollars that I had a mole on my rear." She said.
"I finally agreed to the bet and took him to the teachers
lounge to show him that I had no mole."
"Damn!" The father said. "He bet me fifty dollars this
morning that he would see the teacher's butt before
the day was over."
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