Subject: The Golf Fanatic
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Nov 05 2002 - 06:47:09 EST
"Right On Time"
At a golf course, four men approached the
sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along
a road and bike path fenced off on the left.
The first golfer teed off and hooked the ball in
that direction. But the ball went over the fence
and bounced off the bike path onto the road,
where it hit the tire of a moving bus and was
knocked back on to the fairway.
As they all stood in silent amazement, one man
finally asked him, "How on earth did you do that?"
He shrugged his shoulders and said, "You have
to know the bus schedule."
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"The Golf Fanatic"
The police arrived and found a woman dead on
her living room floor with a golf club next to her
body. They asked the husband, "Is this your wife?"
"Yes," he replied.
"Did you kill her?"
"Yes, he replied."
"It looks like you struck her eight times with this
3-iron. Is that correct?"
"Yes," he replied, "...but put me down for a five."
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