Subject: A Late Night Quickie
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Nov 05 2002 - 06:46:18 EST
"A Late Night Quickie"
Late one evening a drunk staggered into the
YMCA and asked to be put up for the night.
The arrangements were made and he
staggered to his room where he found another
fellow sitting on the lower bunk.
"Where in the hell is the john?" the intoxicated
gent asked his room mate.
The roomie obligingly said, "Go out the door
turn left and its the first door on the right. Be
careful though, he admonished, there are three
stair steps down into the room."
The drunk exited the room, turned right and
entered the first door on the left, an open elevator
door, sans elevator. He plummeted down the two
flights to the base of the shaft, landing with a thump.
Rising to his feet the drunk spat and said, "To hell
with those other two stairs, I'm pissin' here!
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