Subject: How To Have Fun With Beer Coasters
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Nov 06 2002 - 07:12:38 EST
"How To Have Fun With Beer Coasters"
1) Remove a beer coaster from your local bar.
2) Carefully split the beer coaster top and bottom.
3) Insert a $10 bill and reseal.
4) Return to bar.
5) Place beer coaster under glass.
6) Wait for the bar to get extremely busy.
7) Discuss in a VERY LOUD voice the adverts on
TV and in the papers which says Brewery X have
hidden 10 bills in their coasters.
8) Keep arguing about whether it's true or not until
everyone in the bar knows what you're talking about.
9) Tear open some beer coasters; look depressed.
10) Partially tear open the one with the 10 bill in it.
11) Shout, "I've won! I've won!" and wave the tenner
still wedged in the beer coaster around
12) Watch every coaster in the bar get destroyed.
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