Subject: Let There Be Light!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Nov 01 2002 - 07:32:25 EST
"Games For When We Are Older..... "
1. Sag, You're it.
2. Pin the toupee on the bald guy.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Doc Goose.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Hide and go pee.
9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta.
10. Musical recliners.
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"Let There Be Light!"
70 year old George went for his annual physical.
All of his tests came back with great results. Dr.
Smith said, "George everything looks great physically.
How are you doing mentally, emotionally and are you
at peace with your self and have a good relationship
with G~d?"
George replied, "G~d and me are tight. We are so
close that when I get up in the middle of the night,
poof!...the light goes on & I go to the bathroom and
then poof! the light goes off!" "Wow," commented
Dr. Smith, 'that's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife.
'Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's
great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his
relationship with G~d. Is it true that he gets up during
the night and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom
and then poof! the light goes off?'"
Thelma replied, "Darn fool! He's peeing in the fridge
again!"
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