Subject: Sunday School vs Fishing
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Nov 03 2002 - 08:56:39 EST
"The Ten Commandments"
A Sunday school class was studying the
Ten Commandments. They were ready
to discuss the last one. The teacher asked
if anyone could tell her what it was.
Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted,
"Thou shall not take the covers off the
neighbor's wife.
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"Sunday School vs Fishing"
A young boy came to Sunday School late. His
teacher knew that he was usually very prompt
and asked him if anything was wrong.
The boy replied that he was going fishing but
his dad told him that he needed to go to church.
The teacher was very impressed and asked the
boy if his dad had explained to him why it was
more important to go to church than to go fishing.
The boy replied, "Yes, dad said he didn't have
enough bait for both of us."
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