Subject: Blonde Newlywed
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Nov 01 2002 - 07:31:37 EST
"Blonde Newlywed"
A newlywed husband had to go on a business trip,
and hated to leave his gorgeous, sexy blonde wife
alone. The night before he left, he brought home
a vibrator and gave it to her.
"What's this for?" she asked.
"It's for those lonely nights when you miss me,"
explained her husband, winking. "Just think of it
as something to take my place when you get horny."
A week later, hubby returns home, and finds the
vibrator in the garbage."Honey," he says, "why did
you throw it away? I told you, you should use it in
my place when I'm gone."
"I did," she said. "But the damned thing rattled my
fillings loose."
This archive was generated by hypermail 2b28 : Sun Dec 01 2002 - 00:00:01 EST