Subject: Lost in the Department Store
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed May 15 2002 - 10:22:47 EDT
"Lost in the Department Store"
Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping
in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to
go to the toy department, but grandmother said
that they had to stop in the ladies clothing
department first. Little Johnny obviously couldn't
wait that long, and the next time his grandmother
turned around he was gone. She panicked and looked
everywhere for him, but he had disappeared.
Finally she went to the customer service desk,
intending to have them announce his name over the
PA system. To her relief he was already there
waiting for her. The woman at the desk said, "He
wanted us to announce your name over the PA system,
but he didn't know what your name was. We asked
him what his daddy called you, and he replied 'mom',
next we asked him what Grandpa called you and he
replied 'sugar'. We were almost out of questions
for him when another lady suggested that your
daughter-in-law might call you by your first name."
"We were so happy to see you show up at the desk,"
she continued, "because after we asked him what his
mommy called you, we ran out of ideas!"
"Well," asked Little Johnny's grandmother curiously,
"What did he say?"
"He said," she replied, "that his mother called you
'A BITCH'!"
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