Subject: The New Dictionary
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu May 09 2002 - 17:27:50 EDT
"The New Dictionary"
Websters came out with a new dictionary to
reflect the modern times. Here are a few
highlight of what's inside.
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both
ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born
and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
GOSSIP:
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will
do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MYTH:
A female moth.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES:
Something other people have. You have character lines.
and one to tell your boss...
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
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