"What He Says, What He Really Means!"

Subject: "What He Says, What He Really Means!"
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu May 09 2002 - 17:26:51 EDT

You're a "10".
You're a "4" with a 6-pack.

I admirer you for being a professional woman.
That way you can support ME!

I'm only 29!
...months behind on my child support.

I'm really into oral sex.
All I ever do is talk about it.

I want you to marry me.
I want your father to hire me.

Let's not think about tomorrow.
By then we'll both be sober.

Let me prove my love for you.
Watch me take off your bra with my teeth.

Would you like to come up for a nightcap?
No one EVER has sex with me, SOBER.

I've had a vasectomy.
... and I lied about my REAL name, too.

Of course, I'll respect you in the morning.
... Providing you'll be gone by then.

I want to tie you to the bed.
Most women run when they see me naked.

I'll call you in the morning.
... The morning they sell snow tires in HELL.

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