Subject: Jezebel
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue May 07 2002 - 06:26:41 EDT
"Jezebel"
The preacher was preaching with all his might.
The subject was sin, and he was most certainly
'against' sin.
A girl, with a wonderful figure, and not nearly
enough clothes to hide much skin, came in late.
She strode down the center aisle, close to the
front and sat down.
It was plain to the preacher that he had lost
the men in his audience to this voluptuous
sex-object.
He shook a fist at her and said, "You are the
Jezebel the good book tells us about. You have
got the mind of every man in this building on
evil thoughts. But I am a man of cloth! You
don't affect me, and right now up in Heaven,
you fallen woman, Saint Finger is shaking his
Peter at you!"
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